The Energy Drink to End All Energy Drinks

We've been watching the energy drink bubble from the beginning, and until now we'd always assumed that its cultural zenith was back when the Kabbalah energy drink was launched.  But  this ones takes the cake

The high-energy drink is being billed as a "legal alternative" to the class A drug, using a massive hit of caffeine instead of cocaine.

Its maker claims the title is "a bit of fun" but critics slammed the technique as a cynical ploy which could tempt young people into using drugs.

The drink's inventor, Jamie Kirby, said: "It's an energy drink, and it's a fun name. As soon as people look at the can, they smile."   He claims Cocaine is "350 percent stronger than Red Bull" but that people do not experience the "sugar crash" or jitters that he says some of the other energy drinks can produce.

 

This one should be popular on Wall St.  Any traders who have tried it should let us know how it is!  Watch out Hansen Natural.

Comments

[Jen]

Together we can stop this energy drink. Log on to HateCocaine.com and join us!

[Generic Viagra]

Dudes this energy drinks are not good for us. But it's an own decision. In my case I don't like it.

[Jordan Spizike]

I agree. If enough were created to support a large footprint, it would outstrip the natural gas supply and it would create higher gas prices. I would probably put the gas supply at risk, and that would have an impact in home heating. now link my name to know me,and each other we all get the good things.don't think that I cheat you,pls.